Classtard
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PODCAST

Four aging, life-long friends and adversaries fend off the ordinary through the poetry of the profane.  From potty humor to funeral home funnies, the Bastards don't just slaughter the sacred cow, they have sex with it first.  It takes a real Bastard to laugh at another's suffering.  But to laugh at the suffering of your closest friends, it takes something more.  A Master Bastard.

Master Bastard #124 - Back In Your Mouth With A New Taste!

Sir Chapsworth is back and the Bastards couldn't be happier!  They discuss plastic surgery follies, review a terrible movie and share some million dollar website ideas.  Wrap your lips around a nice warm classtard!

 
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Master Bastard #123 - Top Tier Stupid

The Bastards gather around a giant bean bag chair for some good old-fashioned, man-on-man tuddles.  That's tickling while cuddling.  Nobody enjoys it.

 
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Master Bastard #122 - Lieutenant John J. Dunbar

The Bastards welcome Lieutenant Dunbar to the show in an attempt to lessen the sheer scale of slurring.  Chumani Ta-tonka Oh-awa-che... Classtard

 
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Master Bastard #121 - Life Goes On

The Bastards continue on their epic quest of exploring the world of celebrities with musical side projects.  They also take the time to laugh at those with intellectual disabilities because they are disgusting, heartless monsters.  Classtard.

 
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Master Bastard #120 - Booze Slingin' and Celebrity Singin'

Happy New Year Bastard Buddies!!  We finally got the new microphones figured out.  We rant, ramble and then  judge celebrity music.  Break you off a steamy hunk o' Classtard!

 
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Master Bastard #118 - Holiday Havok

Terlet got the Bastards the gift of new microphones!!  So, of course, audio issues arise.  Cheese Nips returns to the show to help us spread some holiday cheer.  Merry Classtard!  

 
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Master Bastard #117 - Edible Manties

Ooh!  The Bastards get all naked like and yummy down on edible panties off each other's lumpy, sweaty bodies.

 
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Master Bastard #116 - The Bristol Poop Scale

In a Sir Chapsworthless episode, the remaining Bastards make do with the Bristol Poop Scale.  Hehehe, make do, hehehe........  Classtard.

 
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Master Bastard #115 - Big Scrilly Bubblestacks

Procrastination and laziness have been slightly overcome; hence a new episode!  Get you some Classtard!

 
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