Four aging, life-long friends and adversaries fend off the ordinary through the poetry of the profane. From potty humor to funeral home funnies, the Bastards don't just slaughter the sacred cow, they have sex with it first. It takes a real Bastard to laugh at another's suffering. But to laugh at the suffering of your closest friends, it takes something more. A Master Bastard.
The Bastards break into a fresh bottle of that sweet, sweet Absinthe. Did I say "sweet, sweet Absinthe"? I meant Licorice Cancer... They talk video games, movies, recite limericks and mourn the death of a 2018 Master Bastard Rapper Talent Tournament contestant. Respectful Classtard.
The Bastards wrap you in a blanket of filthy fun with limericks, more Aussie talk, show and tell and video game goodness. This was recorded before the Elder Scrolls VI announcement because I'm lazy and release stuff late. Classtard.
The Bastards discuss celebrity suicide in a dignified and solemn manner. If you feel you are a celebrity in crisis, please call the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline. It is a free, 24-hour hotline, at 1.800.273.TALK (8255). Responsible Classtard.
The Bastards read creampie limericks, review Aussie cinema, freak out about crickets and play a rousing game of Name That Gender! Classtard Classtard 1 2 3, put that Classtard inside me!!
The Bastards start the foreplay with some super sexy Skype issues! Once they got ya' drippin', it's time for a long discussion about a very upsetting movie, The Snowtown Murders. Then they finish you off with a questionably racist beard conversation. "I hate Drake!" Sir Chapsworth shouts as he sponges off your belly.
The Bastards listen to an assortment of singing styles, prayer methods, animal calls and other various mostly horrible mouth sounds. Got em, right up the Classtard!!
The Bastards discuss the classic film Battlefield Earth. There is also Limericks, Sports, Show & Tell and mouth breathing. This episode is so full of Classtard you'll have to chew to swallow it all!!
Crickets, cricket, typing, AFL, movie debates, music by L.Ron and trigger warning causing super hero ideas. Viva la Classtard!
Ramtang, Trooper and Terlet touch tips to form The Trio of Terror! The Tender Trio... Three Men and Some Gravy? It won't matter what kind of greasy Voltron they become, it will have priapism and wandering hands!
The Bastards start off with too much sports talk but make it all better with limerick kisses. Then they take us back to despair with a long game of 20 questions. Slide whistle, banjo and shouting!, Oh my!
