Master Bastard
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Four aging, life-long friends and adversaries fend off the ordinary through the poetry of the profane.  From potty humor to funeral home funnies, the Bastards don't just slaughter the sacred cow, they have sex with it first.  It takes a real Bastard to laugh at another's suffering.  But to laugh at the suffering of your closest friends, it takes something more.  A Master Bastard.

Master Bastard #185 - All Mumble Rappers Go To Heaven

The Bastards break into a fresh bottle of that sweet, sweet Absinthe.  Did I say "sweet, sweet Absinthe"?  I meant Licorice Cancer...  They talk video games, movies, recite limericks and mourn the death of a 2018 Master Bastard Rapper Talent Tournament contestant.  Respectful Classtard.

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