Master Bastard
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Four aging, life-long friends and adversaries fend off the ordinary through the poetry of the profane.  From potty humor to funeral home funnies, the Bastards don't just slaughter the sacred cow, they have sex with it first.  It takes a real Bastard to laugh at another's suffering.  But to laugh at the suffering of your closest friends, it takes something more.  A Master Bastard.

Master Bastard #181 - Welcome To Snowtown!

The Bastards start the foreplay with some super sexy Skype issues!  Once they got ya' drippin', it's time for a long discussion about a very upsetting movie, The Snowtown Murders.  Then they finish you off with a questionably racist beard conversation.  "I hate Drake!" Sir Chapsworth shouts as he sponges off your belly.

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