It's the crazy future world of 2018!  Learn the new Midwest accent or look like a primitive idiot.  Happy New Classtard!

The Bastards celebrate the new year in the usual way.  Swearing, drinking and arguing.  

The Bastards bundle up all their Christmas cheer, boil into a slurry and take turns smearing the steaming seasonal grease all over each other's quivering, goose pimpled bodies.  Merry Classtard.

Ramtang wins an ugly sweater contest with mostly his body.

T-Bear is back and he's got a mean case of the cuddle-tugs.  The Bastards drink a new, nasty booze and enjoy some books from Terlet's youth.  Viva Classtardo!

After a Thanksgiving break, the Bastards are back and are joined by old friend, T-Bear.  Merry Classtard.

At the request of the Grand Nagus, Quark puts together a mission to rescue Quark's mother, who is in the hands of the Dominion.  That and genital jewelry.  Classtard.

The Bastards explore the seedy underbelly of celebrity sex scandals!  Ooh la la, is that some classtard in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

The Bastards take a camping trip deep in the heart of cricket country and Hamtackle whips out some of his favorite tales of true life terror!  Check out now if you can't handle real 911 calls, descriptions of death or if you maintain any sort of human decency.  Seriously, sorry about the crickets.  Happy Halloween!

The Bastards are visited by the ghost of J-Lo.