Master Bastard
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Four aging, life-long friends and adversaries fend off the ordinary through the poetry of the profane.  From potty humor to funeral home funnies, the Bastards don't just slaughter the sacred cow, they have sex with it first.  It takes a real Bastard to laugh at another's suffering.  But to laugh at the suffering of your closest friends, it takes something more.  A Master Bastard.

Master Bastard #166 - Festive Faux Genital Contact

The Bastards bundle up all their Christmas cheer, boil into a slurry and take turns smearing the steaming seasonal grease all over each other's quivering, goose pimpled bodies.  Merry Classtard.

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