Master Bastard
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Four aging, life-long friends and adversaries fend off the ordinary through the poetry of the profane.  From potty humor to funeral home funnies, the Bastards don't just slaughter the sacred cow, they have sex with it first.  It takes a real Bastard to laugh at another's suffering.  But to laugh at the suffering of your closest friends, it takes something more.  A Master Bastard.

Master Bastard #124 - Back In Your Mouth With A New Taste!

Sir Chapsworth is back and the Bastards couldn't be happier!  They discuss plastic surgery follies, review a terrible movie and share some million dollar website ideas.  Wrap your lips around a nice warm classtard!