Lots of fun and intrigue in this episode of Master Bastard!  Cuddles Galore!  Get you some!

ROAD TRIP!!  Join the Bastards on a rambling, poor sound quality road trip to an MMA fight and then join them for an intimate dinner at a noisy BBQ restaurant.  As you can imagine, the background noise is excruciating.  If this is your first time listening, why not try another episode?  Classtard on wheels.

It's Bastardin' Time!  Bastards, unite and roll out!  You better not lay a finger on my Bastard finger. Donatello joins the Bastards for more fun in the old booze bucket.  Strap it on and Classtard!

I ain’t no killer but don’t push me, revenge is like the sweetest joy next to gettin' part 2 of the Master Bastard YouTube Rapper Talent Tournament 2017!!!!

Sheeeeyeeeeyeeah!!  The Master Bastard YouTube Rapper Talent Tournament is back and I couldn't be more engorged!  Hang on tight, we've got a bracket chock full of the greatest garbage and hidden gems that the internet could spew.  Rip rap rippity doo!

The Bastards talk about Twin Peaks, Terlet's butt and they ramble through a list of the most painful things you can do besides listening to this podcast.  Suckums!

Ooooh Nelly!  It's a doozy of an episode.  There's dream talk, cock talk, gay tests, Terlet has trouble with reading comprehension and syphilis....  It burns...

St. Patrick's day is here again!  That means more shame-based drinking!  Drink along at home!

The Bastards talk wrestlers, space travel, German fairy tales and lots of other hot garbage.  Get you some classtard!

The Bastards class up the joint with gag porn, live hotline calls and neanderthal grunts.  You know, the usual.  Squirt squirt...