The Bastards talk about Twin Peaks, Terlet's butt and they ramble through a list of the most painful things you can do besides listening to this podcast. Suckums!
Ooooh Nelly! It's a doozy of an episode. There's dream talk, cock talk, gay tests, Terlet has trouble with reading comprehension and syphilis.... It burns...
St. Patrick's day is here again! That means more shame-based drinking! Drink along at home!
The Bastards talk wrestlers, space travel, German fairy tales and lots of other hot garbage. Get you some classtard!
The Bastards class up the joint with gag porn, live hotline calls and neanderthal grunts. You know, the usual. Squirt squirt...
You're ruining your life! You won't even get a friggin' garbage job with the way you're acting. You're ruining your life!
The Bastards are visited by an adorably annoying Valentine's Day cherub. Love and Joy!!
The Bastards are back and shakin' their sacks! Terlet has a nightmare pet store scenario, Ramtang rages at an elderly neighbor's pooping dog and they wrap it up with ramblings about D&D and Pup Play.
Sir Chapsworth is back and the Bastards couldn't be happier! They discuss plastic surgery follies, review a terrible movie and share some million dollar website ideas. Wrap your lips around a nice warm classtard!
The Bastards gather around a giant bean bag chair for some good old-fashioned, man-on-man tuddles. That's tickling while cuddling. Nobody enjoys it.
