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Four aging, life-long friends and adversaries fend off the ordinary through the poetry of the profane.  From potty humor to funeral home funnies, the Bastards don't just slaughter the sacred cow, they have sex with it first.  It takes a real Bastard to laugh at another's suffering.  But to laugh at the suffering of your closest friends, it takes something more.  A Master Bastard.

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Master Bastard #127 - Bowl Of Gravy
Master Bastard #127 - Bowl Of Gravy
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You're ruining your life!  You won't even get a friggin' garbage job with the way you're acting.  You're ruining your life!

 
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Master Bastard #126 - Baby Love
Master Bastard #126 - Baby Love
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The Bastards are visited by an adorably annoying Valentine's Day cherub.  Love and Joy!!  

 
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Master Bastard #125 - Are These Fancy Enough?
Master Bastard #125 - Are These Fancy Enough?
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The Bastards are back and shakin' their sacks!  Terlet has a nightmare pet store scenario, Ramtang rages at an elderly neighbor's pooping dog and they wrap it up with ramblings about D&D and Pup Play.

 
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Master Bastard #124 - Back In Your Mouth With A New Taste!
Master Bastard #124 - Back In Your Mouth With A New Taste
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Sir Chapsworth is back and the Bastards couldn't be happier!  They discuss plastic surgery follies, review a terrible movie and share some million dollar website ideas.  Wrap your lips around a nice warm classtard!

 
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Master Bastard #123 - Top Tier Stupid
Master Bastard #123 - Top Tier Stupid
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The Bastards gather around a giant bean bag chair for some good old-fashioned, man-on-man tuddles.  That's tickling while cuddling.  Nobody enjoys it.

 
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Master Bastard #122 - Lieutenant John J. Dunbar
Master Bastard #122 - Lieutenant John J. Dunbar
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The Bastards welcome Lieutenant Dunbar to the show in an attempt to lessen the sheer scale of slurring.  Chumani Ta-tonka Oh-awa-che... Classtard

 
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Master Bastard #121 - Life Goes On
Master Bastard # - Life Goes On
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The Bastards continue on their epic quest of exploring the world of celebrities with musical side projects.  They also take the time to laugh at those with intellectual disabilities because they are disgusting, heartless monsters.  Classtard.

 
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Master Bastard #120 - Booze Slingin' and Celebrity Singin'
Master Bastard #120 - Booze Slingin' and Celebrity Singin'
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Happy New Year Bastard Buddies!!  We finally got the new microphones figured out.  We rant, ramble and then  judge celebrity music.  Break you off a steamy hunk o' Classtard!

 
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Master Bastard #119 - XXXMAS
Master Bastard #119 - XXXMAS
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It's a late Christmas Podcast Party Part 2!  Drinking, music, friendship and anger.  I hope you enjoy this drunken, rambling cluster-fuck of a podcast.

 
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Master Bastard #118 - Holiday Havok
Master Bastard #118 - Holiday Havok
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Terlet got the Bastards the gift of new microphones!!  So, of course, audio issues arise.  Cheese Nips returns to the show to help us spread some holiday cheer.  Merry Classtard!  

 
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