Shimbles once again welcomes the Bastards to his House of Halloween Horrors! They sit, drink and listen to Shimbles lisp. Utterly terrifying!! Claaaaaastaaaaard! Ooooooh!
It's finally the final chapter of our lustful tale of romance. It's Day 5 of 5 days of old timey radio erotica!
Let's get elegantly schlucky on Day 4 of 5 days of old timey radio erotica!
Callooh callay! It's Day 3 of 5 days of old timey radio erotica! Enjoy, you deviant cur!
It's day 2 of 5 straight days of old timey radio erotica!
The Bastards have not been able to get together the last couple weeks, so Terlet brings you 5 straight days of old timey radio erotica! Hey, it's better than nothing.... Maybe... Enjoy!
Sorry, folks. No full size episode this week. But don't worry, in it's place is a very special offer from a very special sponsor..... Ourselves.
This episode has it all! Booger eating, crotch sniffing, feather cheeking, soylent drinking and even guessing which penis belongs to which animal. The show really takes off when they diverge into ISIS executions and obese women shitting. You know you love that Classtard!
The Bastards have a gay old time with homemade booze, motherly phone calls and fat hungry bitches. The Broncos are also back so get ready to get sacked by blue and orange chat. Show me the Classtard!
Oh, them Bastards... This episode is quite a doozy. Hula dancers, screaming hobos, kidnapped tutors and the melodious sound of farty queefs.... Queefy farts?.... Loud poppin' squoomfs of lady air. Yeah, classy shit, bud.
