Four aging, life-long friends and adversaries fend off the ordinary through the poetry of the profane. From potty humor to funeral home funnies, the Bastards don't just slaughter the sacred cow, they have sex with it first. It takes a real Bastard to laugh at another's suffering. But to laugh at the suffering of your closest friends, it takes something more. A Master Bastard.
The Bastards are back and spreading the love with contentious talk of racial stereotypes and shared deformities between the animal kindom and professional athletes. The fire is quelled with offerings of a disgusting but tasty snack, but rekindled when Terlet launches a personal attack.
More philosophical musings are had by the Bastards as they revisit the status of two "artists", and Hamtackle has flashbacks of his father. Things get weird when someone tries to channel their feminine side on twitter, and the book club is saltier than ever after tequilabsinthe shots muddy the waters. But all is well under the healing gaze of Braco.
It's a very special Friday the 13th episode! In addition to the regular limericks and book talk, the Bastards discuss superstitions from around the globe, the difference between football and futbol, and why public opinion of Chinese tourists is going down like a prostitute on rent day.
In another eagerly-anticipated episode, a particularly pickled Terlet opens up about his feelings on reggae and being on the receiving end of spousal abuse, and defends against dissent on the continuing involuntary book club. The Bastards also warn of the dangers of supermodels learning to read and write, and some fresh limericks and tweets are shared for your listening pleasure.
Join in the celebration as Ramtang wins wars on three fronts: one at his employer's HR, one on a lonely stretch of road, and a personal victory in the home! Hamtackle and Terlet settle an argument that wages after the podcast, and the boys explore how dark is the "coldness in my heart". Oh yes, and bestiality poetry.
Join the Bastards as they enter a new lighthearted era of podcasting positivity! Hamtackle stands up for a publicly persecuted elderly man, Ramtang expresses his disgust for on online bullying phenomenon, and Sir Chapsworth is immortalized in poetry form. Even the involuntary book club has an upbeat note when the rat's carcass of a novel yields its meat as a murder finally takes place!
Tonight Ramtang answers the question everyone has been asking: "What is the medical condition of his sperm?" We find out what Sir Chapsworth's dog and horny sea otters have in common, disturbing news stories remind us of Colorado's colorful criminal character, and the boys orally partake in a bit of prison culture. All this entertainment is rounded off with some literary critique and the Master Bastard exclusive exposé on the original meaning of a musical classic.
Tonight Ramtang explains how he got so close to RG3 that he could almost smell him on his fingers! Afterwards the weekly standards are covered with discussion of the involuntary book club, Sssssportssss!, and Hamtackle’s horrible things introduces us to Felony Fights for your audio pleasure. Enjoy listening to what it sounds like the moment someone gets brain damage!
Follow the Bastards down this darkened alley to enjoy tales of trees that shit on Christians, mariachi bat-beatings, and witness Ramtang take one for the team by wounding himself trying to open imported canned meat-like product. And the discomfort is palpable as the first chapter of the involuntary book club is discussed.
It’s Saint Patrick’s day, you Bastards! A frenzied four-way free-for-all is unleashed for our favorite holiday! There’s drinking, belching, and the perpetuation of every possible irish stereotype on this chaotic episode. Take some time out of your day to enjoy it, or more likely- to despise it.
