Four aging, life-long friends and adversaries fend off the ordinary through the poetry of the profane. From potty humor to funeral home funnies, the Bastards don't just slaughter the sacred cow, they have sex with it first. It takes a real Bastard to laugh at another's suffering. But to laugh at the suffering of your closest friends, it takes something more. A Master Bastard.
The Bastards are back and spreading the love with contentious talk of racial stereotypes and shared deformities between the animal kindom and professional athletes. The fire is quelled with offerings of a disgusting but tasty snack, but rekindled when Terlet launches a personal attack.
