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Four aging, life-long friends and adversaries fend off the ordinary through the poetry of the profane.  From potty humor to funeral home funnies, the Bastards don't just slaughter the sacred cow, they have sex with it first.  It takes a real Bastard to laugh at another's suffering.  But to laugh at the suffering of your closest friends, it takes something more.  A Master Bastard.

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The Misogyny Minute - Punish Me - Part 3 of 5

Callooh callay!  It's Day 3 of 5 days of old timey radio erotica!  Enjoy, you deviant cur!

 
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The Misogyny Minute - Punish Me - Part 1 of 5

The Bastards have not been able to get together the last couple weeks, so Terlet brings you 5 straight days of old timey radio erotica!  Hey, it's better than nothing.... Maybe... Enjoy!

 
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Master Bastard Mini #6 - A Very Special Offer

Sorry, folks.  No full size episode this week.  But don't worry, in it's place is a very special offer from a very special sponsor..... Ourselves.

 
 
Master Bastard #111 - Queen of Darkness

This episode has it all!  Booger eating, crotch sniffing, feather cheeking, soylent drinking and even guessing which penis belongs to which animal.  The show really takes off when they diverge into ISIS executions and obese women shitting.  You know you love that Classtard!

 
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Master Bastard #110 - Super Provocative

The Bastards have a gay old time with homemade booze, motherly phone calls and fat hungry bitches.  The Broncos are also back so get ready to get sacked by blue and orange chat.  Show me the Classtard!  

 
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Master Bastard #109 - Quarts of Feefs

Oh, them Bastards...  This episode is quite a doozy.  Hula dancers, screaming hobos, kidnapped tutors and the melodious sound of farty queefs.... Queefy farts?....  Loud poppin' squoomfs of lady air.  Yeah, classy shit, bud.

 
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Master Bastard #108 - Battleham

Oh, those Bastards!  This week these silly billys have ever such a dandy time.  Hamtackle has another birthday and is gifted a gift of delicious liquids and a gift of the human corpse nature.  Ramtang shares delightful tales of his Pacific Northwest family vacation.  The Bastards then all bathe in the glow of the final Mormonly Obese Tuna Talk.  Hamtackle wraps the show up with a sales pitch for "My Retarded Baby".  Now pull down your pants and let me glance at that Classtard!

 
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Master Bastard #107 - Sacrilicious

The Bastards are back and are fully willing to explore the wonders of the feminine and the dangers of the unconscious masculine.  They also eat religious snacks with canned cheese.  Oh my, that's Classtard!

 
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Master Bastard #106 - May I Be Frank?

The Bastards are joined by a gorgeous man.  A wonderful man.  An overtly sexual stud of a man. A man named Frank. 

http://www.geeksamok.com/

 
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