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Four aging, life-long friends and adversaries fend off the ordinary through the poetry of the profane.  From potty humor to funeral home funnies, the Bastards don't just slaughter the sacred cow, they have sex with it first.  It takes a real Bastard to laugh at another's suffering.  But to laugh at the suffering of your closest friends, it takes something more.  A Master Bastard.

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Master Bastard #137 - Harpsichord Concerto in E major

Lots of fun and intrigue in this episode of Master Bastard!  Cuddles Galore!  Get you some!

Master Bastard #137 - Harpsichord Concerto in E major
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Master Bastard #136 - The Kicky Punchy
Master Bastard #136 - The Kicky Punchy
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ROAD TRIP!!  Join the Bastards on a rambling, poor sound quality road trip to an MMA fight and then join them for an intimate dinner at a noisy BBQ restaurant.  As you can imagine, the background noise is excruciating.  If this is your first time listening, why not try another episode?  Classtard on wheels.

 
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Master Bastard #135 - Lubricious
Master Bastard #135 - Lubricious
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It's Bastardin' Time!  Bastards, unite and roll out!  You better not lay a finger on my Bastard finger. Donatello joins the Bastards for more fun in the old booze bucket.  Strap it on and Classtard!

 
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Master Bastard #134 - YouTube Rapper Talent Tournament 2017 Part 2
Master Bastard #134 - YouTube Rapper Talent Tournament 2017 Part 2
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I ain’t no killer but don’t push me, revenge is like the sweetest joy next to gettin' part 2 of the Master Bastard YouTube Rapper Talent Tournament 2017!!!!

 
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Master Bastard #133 - YouTube Rapper Talent Tournament 2017 Part 1
Master Bastard #133 - YouTube Rapper Talent Tournament 2017 Part 1
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Sheeeeyeeeeyeeah!!  The Master Bastard YouTube Rapper Talent Tournament is back and I couldn't be more engorged!  Hang on tight, we've got a bracket chock full of the greatest garbage and hidden gems that the internet could spew.  Rip rap rippity doo!

 
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Master Bastard #132 - Twin Peaks
Master Bastard #132 - Twin Peaks
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The Bastards talk about Twin Peaks, Terlet's butt and they ramble through a list of the most painful things you can do besides listening to this podcast.  Suckums!

 
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Master Bastard #131 - Park Bench Erection
Master Bastard #131 - Park Bench Erection
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Ooooh Nelly!  It's a doozy of an episode.  There's dream talk, cock talk, gay tests, Terlet has trouble with reading comprehension and syphilis....  It burns...

 
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Master Bastard #130 - St Pat's Day Spectacular 4 - Electric Boozaloo
Master Bastard #130 - St Pat's Day Spectacular 4 - Electric Boozaloo
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St. Patrick's day is here again!  That means more shame-based drinking!  Drink along at home!

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Master Bastard #129 - A Father's Love
Master Bastard #129 - A Father's Love
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The Bastards talk wrestlers, space travel, German fairy tales and lots of other hot garbage.  Get you some classtard!

 
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