Slap on your codpiece, it's Bastard time!  The show starts off strong with a brand new movie segment, Bastardpiece Theatre.  The Bastards watched "The Nightmare" on Netflix and used it as fuel for an extended discussion about sleep paralysis.  They then receive a call on the Master Bastard hotline from the gorgeous Cheese Nips and she shares her personal experiences with sleep paralysis.  The show then spins out on childhood nostalgia and general arguing.  We serve only premium classtard on this bitch sandwich!   

The Bastards are back and feeling frisky!  They dive deep into calls from the hotline and wax-poetic some Broncos sports talk.  Then they wrap up the show cuddling their waifu pillows listening to tales of baby poop under fingernails.  Classy, me old sassafrassy??

Sir Chapsworth and Terlet saw Patton Oswalt in Denver and recorded a mini episode on the drive home!  Hooray for audio quality!!

The Bastards continue their intellectually delicious brunch-time antics with calls from the Master Bastard hotline, readings from old paperback books and shoutings at each others faces.  Hamtackle fills us in on the absurd rules from a South Carolina Christian College.  Things get interesting with a discussion about the ethics of transporter technology which devolves into Terlet trying to prove his nerd cred with Star Trek ramblings...