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Four aging, life-long friends and adversaries fend off the ordinary through the poetry of the profane.  From potty humor to funeral home funnies, the Bastards don't just slaughter the sacred cow, they have sex with it first.  It takes a real Bastard to laugh at another's suffering.  But to laugh at the suffering of your closest friends, it takes something more.  A Master Bastard.

Master Bastard #85 - Nightmares and Nostalgia

Slap on your codpiece, it's Bastard time!  The show starts off strong with a brand new movie segment, Bastardpiece Theatre.  The Bastards watched "The Nightmare" on Netflix and used it as fuel for an extended discussion about sleep paralysis.  They then receive a call on the Master Bastard hotline from the gorgeous Cheese Nips and she shares her personal experiences with sleep paralysis.  The show then spins out on childhood nostalgia and general arguing.  We serve only premium classtard on this bitch sandwich!   

 
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