Classtard
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PODCAST

Four aging, life-long friends and adversaries fend off the ordinary through the poetry of the profane.  From potty humor to funeral home funnies, the Bastards don't just slaughter the sacred cow, they have sex with it first.  It takes a real Bastard to laugh at another's suffering.  But to laugh at the suffering of your closest friends, it takes something more.  A Master Bastard.

Master Bastard #84 - Waifu Superbowl Cuddle Time

The Bastards are back and feeling frisky!  They dive deep into calls from the hotline and wax-poetic some Broncos sports talk.  Then they wrap up the show cuddling their waifu pillows listening to tales of baby poop under fingernails.  Classy, me old sassafrassy??

 
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