Master Bastard
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Four aging, life-long friends and adversaries fend off the ordinary through the poetry of the profane.  From potty humor to funeral home funnies, the Bastards don't just slaughter the sacred cow, they have sex with it first.  It takes a real Bastard to laugh at another's suffering.  But to laugh at the suffering of your closest friends, it takes something more.  A Master Bastard.

Master Bastard #9 - Sir Chapsworth Eats Dog Poop

It’s an episode of secrets! Terlet admits to being ball-fondling brothers with a co-worker, Ramtang is exposed as a clandestine public shitter, and Sir Chapsworth was born with a taste for something disgusting. Come for the filthy discussions, but stay for the mean-spirited misanthropy!