Master Bastard
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Four aging, life-long friends and adversaries fend off the ordinary through the poetry of the profane.  From potty humor to funeral home funnies, the Bastards don't just slaughter the sacred cow, they have sex with it first.  It takes a real Bastard to laugh at another's suffering.  But to laugh at the suffering of your closest friends, it takes something more.  A Master Bastard.

Master Bastard #10 - The Perils of Food Flavored Beverages

More manchild action abounds as the Bastards try their hand at becoming shitty soda sommeliers by sampling hot wing, bacon, and ranch flavored soda.  After filling faces with the foulness they attempt to regurgitate it all back up by spinning yarns about testicle eating fish and fat chicks.