Master Bastard
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Four aging, life-long friends and adversaries fend off the ordinary through the poetry of the profane.  From potty humor to funeral home funnies, the Bastards don't just slaughter the sacred cow, they have sex with it first.  It takes a real Bastard to laugh at another's suffering.  But to laugh at the suffering of your closest friends, it takes something more.  A Master Bastard.

Master Bastard #8 - Ghost Peppers, Bad Theatre, Roots and Reading Rainbow

Enjoy the suffering as Hamtackle presents a tasting of ghost peppers, and later learns that a joke becomes exponentially more racist depending on the proximity of the nearest non-white person. Afterwards Cheese Nips kicks the Bastards while they’re down by subjecting them to a one-woman community play. It is worse than it sounds.