Master Bastard
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Four aging, life-long friends and adversaries fend off the ordinary through the poetry of the profane.  From potty humor to funeral home funnies, the Bastards don't just slaughter the sacred cow, they have sex with it first.  It takes a real Bastard to laugh at another's suffering.  But to laugh at the suffering of your closest friends, it takes something more.  A Master Bastard.

Master Bastard #15 - Lyons Flood Part 2

After a three month hiatus the Bastards are back to finish discussing the epic Lyons flood, and the timeliness of quitting gainful employment pre-disaster.  Hamtackle shares too much by recounting the online video documentation of auto-genital mutilation, the death of Mr. Hands, and the Dnepropetrovsk maniacs.