Master Bastard
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Four aging, life-long friends and adversaries fend off the ordinary through the poetry of the profane.  From potty humor to funeral home funnies, the Bastards don't just slaughter the sacred cow, they have sex with it first.  It takes a real Bastard to laugh at another's suffering.  But to laugh at the suffering of your closest friends, it takes something more.  A Master Bastard.

Master Bastard #14 - Lyons Flood Part 1

This time the elephant in the room dominates the conversation as the Bastards discuss the destruction and turmoil surrounding the flooding of their hometown.  Ramtang recounts how a survival situation forces you to devolve into pit-shitting and looting for cigarettes, and Sir Chapsworth watches children play in raw sewage.