Master Bastard
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Four aging, life-long friends and adversaries fend off the ordinary through the poetry of the profane.  From potty humor to funeral home funnies, the Bastards don't just slaughter the sacred cow, they have sex with it first.  It takes a real Bastard to laugh at another's suffering.  But to laugh at the suffering of your closest friends, it takes something more.  A Master Bastard.

Master Bastard #13 - Knife Fight!

Once again the Bastards are trying something new and disgusting so the listener doesn’t have to… the fabled mixed drink known as the knife fight!  And once the inhibitions are chased away by their quickened heartbeats, the discussions turns to how to properly drink on the job.