The Bastards discuss celebrity suicide in a dignified and solemn manner. If you feel you are a celebrity in crisis, please call the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline. It is a free, 24-hour hotline, at 1.800.273.TALK (8255). Responsible Classtard.
The Bastards read creampie limericks, review Aussie cinema, freak out about crickets and play a rousing game of Name That Gender! Classtard Classtard 1 2 3, put that Classtard inside me!!
The Bastards start the foreplay with some super sexy Skype issues! Once they got ya' drippin', it's time for a long discussion about a very upsetting movie, The Snowtown Murders. Then they finish you off with a questionably racist beard conversation. "I hate Drake!" Sir Chapsworth shouts as he sponges off your belly.
The Bastards listen to an assortment of singing styles, prayer methods, animal calls and other various mostly horrible mouth sounds. Got em, right up the Classtard!!
The Bastards discuss the classic film Battlefield Earth. There is also Limericks, Sports, Show & Tell and mouth breathing. This episode is so full of Classtard you'll have to chew to swallow it all!!
Crickets, cricket, typing, AFL, movie debates, music by L.Ron and trigger warning causing super hero ideas. Viva la Classtard!
Ramtang, Trooper and Terlet touch tips to form The Trio of Terror! The Tender Trio... Three Men and Some Gravy? It won't matter what kind of greasy Voltron they become, it will have priapism and wandering hands!
The Bastards start off with too much sports talk but make it all better with limerick kisses. Then they take us back to despair with a long game of 20 questions. Slide whistle, banjo and shouting!, Oh my!
Them Bastards are back and boy are they sassy! Shark movies, Star Trek, Limericks and Sir Chapsworth presents a Million Dollar Idea! Break you off a piece of that Classtard!
It's Part II of the Master Bastard Rapper Talent Tournament 2018! It's a... It's uh... A doozy?