Four aging, life-long friends and adversaries fend off the ordinary through the poetry of the profane. From potty humor to funeral home funnies, the Bastards don't just slaughter the sacred cow, they have sex with it first. It takes a real Bastard to laugh at another's suffering. But to laugh at the suffering of your closest friends, it takes something more. A Master Bastard.
In a heavily role-play laden holiday episode the Bastards are joined by Shimbles the hunchback as they wait out a thunderstorm in a creepy roadside castle. Creepy gifts, salty drinks, cultural sensitivity, Shit-Eater Airlines, screaming demons and tales of gore galore!
Host Terlet Lipton persuades some of the biggest names on the Master Bastard Podcast to give up some surprisingly personal information during his chats with them in front of a worshipful audience of students of the Bastards Studio Drama School.
The Bastards travel to ProCon.org in search of intellectual debate fuel. They succeed and are ever so interesting because they are brilliant, well informed and gorgeous. Terlet's mic is turned down to a whisper until the last 10 minutes of the podcast because he is a sound engineering prodigy. Classy, that's why!!
The Bastards celebrate episode 69 with a good old fashioned shrimp-backed suck and tumble. Actually they chat about their favorite guilty pleasure movies while Terlet plays audio clips of said movie's trailers. Can you guess the flick before the idiots?! Suck and tumble!! Classtard.
Buckle up, baby! This week's podcast is a mean mess o' greatness. Terlet is back from vacation with epic, boring tales of San Francisco. Hamtackle gives Terlet a classy birthday gift. The Broncos are back so that means shit tons of Sportsss talk! Sir Chapworths supplies a jar of fermented bean curd for a gag-worthy adventure in multiculturalism. They top the night off with a dramatic reading of a Choose Your Own Adventure book about Hitler.
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This week the Bastards focus solely on the topic of video games! They discuss their gaming histories, favorite games and genres all while shouting at each other the whole time. They then chat about and listen to some of their favorite video game music. 8-Bit Classy...
The Bastards start things off hot with a listener limerick and an impromptu Bastard's Court. They then delve into chats about Tom Brady and that Kentucky county clerk. With Ramtang obtaining his Blackthorn fighting stick all four of the gents now own a shillelagh and they can't help but aggressively touch tips. Then there is even more Show & Tell and even more limericks. Sassy and classy!!
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Sir Chapsworth is still out of the office so the three remaining Bastards consume his share of the liquor. Hamtackle shares an epic Mormonly Obese story, discusses killer seagulls and gives us some social justice warrior goodies. Terlet does some show and tell with his Star Trek action figures, fails at the Para-Files and slurs like a champ. Ramtang shows everyone what it takes to make a man a man. They finish the night off with the audio of a terrifying explosion in China. This is what classy does.
The Bastards are joined once again by Grayscale from the It Only Gets Worse podcast. We catch up on her gender transition, lob oddball questions and discuss Caitlin Jenner's manslaughter charges. The lack of Sir Chapsworth makes for a strange dynamic as the three remaining Bastards try to make due with poorly placed laugh tracks and filthy viewer mail. They also chat about a youtube video on men's rights and Jared Fogle and shit... Classy.
Check out Grayscale's podcast now! https://soundcloud.com/itonlygetsworse
Due to recording mishaps and scheduling conflicts, the Bastards present a clip show!! Ramtang scoured episodes 16 thru 24 for the bits that made him giggle the mostest. Grab some strong liquor, kick back, and laugh until you shit yourself with Ramtang's Clip Show!! Classtard...
