Four aging, life-long friends and adversaries fend off the ordinary through the poetry of the profane. From potty humor to funeral home funnies, the Bastards don't just slaughter the sacred cow, they have sex with it first. It takes a real Bastard to laugh at another's suffering. But to laugh at the suffering of your closest friends, it takes something more. A Master Bastard.
The Bastard's are back with another rambling, drunken mess of a podcast! Hold on tight as these titans of talk discuss M.O.'s adventures in armpit sniffing, a fake news story about eyeball stuffed assholes and they listen to a grown man fart and belch for far too long. Master Bastard, we put the Ass in Classy!
The Bastards present a delicious episode stuffed thick with Chinese garbage food! Terlet presents a personal Para-File, Ramtang shames a coworker and Mormonly Obese tickles us all with cravings for men and pickles. Classy + Bastard = Classtard
The Bastards dive head first into episode 60 with a prehistoric show and tell, seaweed bacon, North Dakota guy, transgender tampons and a debate about Hamtackle's Horrible things destroys a friendship, forever and ever. All this and worse on this week's Master Bastard!
Land Ho! After a tragic accident at sea, the Bastards are the only survivors to reach a desolate desert island. How will they survive? What will they drink? What will they eat? How long until they resort to an uncomfortable no eye contact crisscross double dock? Not long at all...
The Bastards lay their beliefs on the line as they mount the bully pulpit for some precious political chicanery. They follow that fun up with Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump!! They also chat about anger management, woman's soccer and the usual mish-mash of dick and fart jokes.
In an extra contentious episode, Hamtackle and Sir Chapsworth have it out in a spectacular edition of The Bastard's Court. The classiness progresses as Ramtang supplies a tale of near rape with the North Dakota Guy. Terlet enlightens the Bastards to a new world of Teen Mom music and diabetic rap. The episode concludes with sack lunch sex moves, Sensational Shit Stories and a bit o' bestiality news. Ooh, that's classy!
In this episode the Bastards get jiggy wit it... Yup... They also answer listener mail, spin tales of wifely defense and celebrate gay marriage. Things get really hot when Sir Chapsworth delivers a stunning report on the movie Paul Blart: Mall Cop. They then dig in deep with the best child actor and gold dipped genital stories. Also, a special treat! The limerick challenge has been answered.
Join the Bastards for another hunk of hot podcast action! They share safe words, pick gender transition names and discuss news stories about British masturbators, public poopers and horse fuckers. Hamtackle tops off the show with horrifying tales of Phantom Eye Syndrome and challenges the Bastards to pass judgment on the Duggar clan. Classy is as classy does.
Strap on them ear huggers and you'll hear how important the opinions of four obese, straight, white men are as the Bastards dig in deep with discussions about Caitlyn Jenner, Ellen Pao and Rachel Dolezal. They also catch up on lots of other garbage and Sir Chapsworth finally gets the closure he so desired.
Ramtang kicks it off with Tales of Borrowed Painkillers followed by a delightful shit story. Hamtackle gets all sciencey with some sort of passive audio thingy. Sir Chapsworth puts it in deep with Cavalcade of Men and Terlet is extra drunk and gives us more endings than Return of the King. Get ready to get mildly rambunctious!
