Master Bastard #65 - Are We Dangerous Here?

Sir Chapsworth is still out of the office so the three remaining Bastards consume his share of the liquor.  Hamtackle shares an epic Mormonly Obese story, discusses killer seagulls and gives us some social justice warrior goodies.  Terlet does some show and tell with his Star Trek action figures, fails at the Para-Files and slurs like a champ.  Ramtang shows everyone what it takes to make a man a man.  They finish the night off with the audio of a terrifying explosion in China.  This is what classy does.