Classtard
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PODCAST

Four aging, life-long friends and adversaries fend off the ordinary through the poetry of the profane.  From potty humor to funeral home funnies, the Bastards don't just slaughter the sacred cow, they have sex with it first.  It takes a real Bastard to laugh at another's suffering.  But to laugh at the suffering of your closest friends, it takes something more.  A Master Bastard.

Master Bastard #57 - Awkward For Everyone

In an extra contentious episode, Hamtackle and Sir Chapsworth have it out in a spectacular edition of The Bastard's Court.  The classiness progresses as Ramtang supplies a tale of near rape with the North Dakota Guy.  Terlet enlightens the Bastards to a new world of Teen Mom music and diabetic rap.  The episode concludes with sack lunch sex moves, Sensational Shit Stories and a bit o' bestiality news.  Ooh, that's classy! 

 
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