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PODCAST

Four aging, life-long friends and adversaries fend off the ordinary through the poetry of the profane.  From potty humor to funeral home funnies, the Bastards don't just slaughter the sacred cow, they have sex with it first.  It takes a real Bastard to laugh at another's suffering.  But to laugh at the suffering of your closest friends, it takes something more.  A Master Bastard.

Master Bastard #55 - Menthol Tobacco Vodka... In Space!

Join the Bastards for another hunk of hot podcast action!  They share safe words, pick gender transition names and discuss news stories about British masturbators, public poopers and horse fuckers.  Hamtackle tops off the show with horrifying tales of Phantom Eye Syndrome and challenges the Bastards to pass judgment on the Duggar clan.  Classy is as classy does.