Ooh! The Bastards get all naked like and yummy down on edible panties off each other's lumpy, sweaty bodies.
In a Sir Chapsworthless episode, the remaining Bastards make do with the Bristol Poop Scale. Hehehe, make do, hehehe........ Classtard.
Procrastination and laziness have been slightly overcome; hence a new episode! Get you some Classtard!
Technical difficulties caused the Bastards to take a brief break. Now, they're back and salty as ever!
The Bastards get cozy in Shimbles' Horrible Halloween House of Horrifying Halloween Horrors... There is barely any Halloween talk.... Halloween, HALLOWEEEEEEN!!! Boooooo Oooooh!!!
Shimbles once again welcomes the Bastards to his House of Halloween Horrors! They sit, drink and listen to Shimbles lisp. Utterly terrifying!! Claaaaaastaaaaard! Ooooooh!
It's finally the final chapter of our lustful tale of romance. It's Day 5 of 5 days of old timey radio erotica!
Let's get elegantly schlucky on Day 4 of 5 days of old timey radio erotica!
Callooh callay! It's Day 3 of 5 days of old timey radio erotica! Enjoy, you deviant cur!
It's day 2 of 5 straight days of old timey radio erotica!
