Four aging, life-long friends and adversaries fend off the ordinary through the poetry of the profane. From potty humor to funeral home funnies, the Bastards don't just slaughter the sacred cow, they have sex with it first. It takes a real Bastard to laugh at another's suffering. But to laugh at the suffering of your closest friends, it takes something more. A Master Bastard.
Join the Bastards as they overindulge on filth and weirdness. They star off with an epic tale of a pissing prank, listen to Russian Oktavists and hear chilling story about a car chasing Sasquatch. They then finish out the show with Book Club, twitter shenanigans and one of the best news stories of all time. Classy tits...
Ramtang has returned and and enthralls us all with tales of El Paso! They then whip out some listener mail, Tuna Talk and classic gaming. Sir Chapsworth returns and passes on the haunted artifact! All this and more on this week's Master Bastard. It's the podcast with Classtard!
The three living Bastards make an attempt to contact the dearly departed Ramtang with a Ouija board and book of summoning. Hamtackle then drags Terlet and Sir Chapsworth through a horrifying audio adventure. The weeping killer, exorcisms, horrible murders and gruesome injuries. They then drag out the episode with a rushed reading of a creepy tale from SCP-WIKI.NET.
In a heavily role-play laden holiday episode the Bastards are joined by Shimbles the hunchback as they wait out a thunderstorm in a creepy roadside castle. Creepy gifts, salty drinks, cultural sensitivity, Shit-Eater Airlines, screaming demons and tales of gore galore!
Host Terlet Lipton persuades some of the biggest names on the Master Bastard Podcast to give up some surprisingly personal information during his chats with them in front of a worshipful audience of students of the Bastards Studio Drama School.
The Bastards travel to ProCon.org in search of intellectual debate fuel. They succeed and are ever so interesting because they are brilliant, well informed and gorgeous. Terlet's mic is turned down to a whisper until the last 10 minutes of the podcast because he is a sound engineering prodigy. Classy, that's why!!
The Bastards celebrate episode 69 with a good old fashioned shrimp-backed suck and tumble. Actually they chat about their favorite guilty pleasure movies while Terlet plays audio clips of said movie's trailers. Can you guess the flick before the idiots?! Suck and tumble!! Classtard.
Buckle up, baby! This week's podcast is a mean mess o' greatness. Terlet is back from vacation with epic, boring tales of San Francisco. Hamtackle gives Terlet a classy birthday gift. The Broncos are back so that means shit tons of Sportsss talk! Sir Chapworths supplies a jar of fermented bean curd for a gag-worthy adventure in multiculturalism. They top the night off with a dramatic reading of a Choose Your Own Adventure book about Hitler.
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This week the Bastards focus solely on the topic of video games! They discuss their gaming histories, favorite games and genres all while shouting at each other the whole time. They then chat about and listen to some of their favorite video game music. 8-Bit Classy...
The Bastards start things off hot with a listener limerick and an impromptu Bastard's Court. They then delve into chats about Tom Brady and that Kentucky county clerk. With Ramtang obtaining his Blackthorn fighting stick all four of the gents now own a shillelagh and they can't help but aggressively touch tips. Then there is even more Show & Tell and even more limericks. Sassy and classy!!
Be like the Bastards and get your own shillelagh from http://www.oldeshillelagh.com/ They're Blackthorntastic!
