Sir Chapsworth is still out of the office so the three remaining Bastards consume his share of the liquor. Hamtackle shares an epic Mormonly Obese story, discusses killer seagulls and gives us some social justice warrior goodies. Terlet does some show and tell with his Star Trek action figures, fails at the Para-Files and slurs like a champ. Ramtang shows everyone what it takes to make a man a man. They finish the night off with the audio of a terrifying explosion in China. This is what classy does.
The Bastards are joined once again by Grayscale from the It Only Gets Worse podcast. We catch up on her gender transition, lob oddball questions and discuss Caitlin Jenner's manslaughter charges. The lack of Sir Chapsworth makes for a strange dynamic as the three remaining Bastards try to make due with poorly placed laugh tracks and filthy viewer mail. They also chat about a youtube video on men's rights and Jared Fogle and shit... Classy.
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Due to recording mishaps and scheduling conflicts, the Bastards present a clip show!! Ramtang scoured episodes 16 thru 24 for the bits that made him giggle the mostest. Grab some strong liquor, kick back, and laugh until you shit yourself with Ramtang's Clip Show!! Classtard...
The Bastard's are back with another rambling, drunken mess of a podcast! Hold on tight as these titans of talk discuss M.O.'s adventures in armpit sniffing, a fake news story about eyeball stuffed assholes and they listen to a grown man fart and belch for far too long. Master Bastard, we put the Ass in Classy!
The Bastards present a delicious episode stuffed thick with Chinese garbage food! Terlet presents a personal Para-File, Ramtang shames a coworker and Mormonly Obese tickles us all with cravings for men and pickles. Classy + Bastard = Classtard
The Bastards dive head first into episode 60 with a prehistoric show and tell, seaweed bacon, North Dakota guy, transgender tampons and a debate about Hamtackle's Horrible things destroys a friendship, forever and ever. All this and worse on this week's Master Bastard!
Land Ho! After a tragic accident at sea, the Bastards are the only survivors to reach a desolate desert island. How will they survive? What will they drink? What will they eat? How long until they resort to an uncomfortable no eye contact crisscross double dock? Not long at all...
The Bastards lay their beliefs on the line as they mount the bully pulpit for some precious political chicanery. They follow that fun up with Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump!! They also chat about anger management, woman's soccer and the usual mish-mash of dick and fart jokes.
In an extra contentious episode, Hamtackle and Sir Chapsworth have it out in a spectacular edition of The Bastard's Court. The classiness progresses as Ramtang supplies a tale of near rape with the North Dakota Guy. Terlet enlightens the Bastards to a new world of Teen Mom music and diabetic rap. The episode concludes with sack lunch sex moves, Sensational Shit Stories and a bit o' bestiality news. Ooh, that's classy!
In this episode the Bastards get jiggy wit it... Yup... They also answer listener mail, spin tales of wifely defense and celebrate gay marriage. Things get really hot when Sir Chapsworth delivers a stunning report on the movie Paul Blart: Mall Cop. They then dig in deep with the best child actor and gold dipped genital stories. Also, a special treat! The limerick challenge has been answered.