Four aging, life-long friends and adversaries fend off the ordinary through the poetry of the profane. From potty humor to funeral home funnies, the Bastards don't just slaughter the sacred cow, they have sex with it first. It takes a real Bastard to laugh at another's suffering. But to laugh at the suffering of your closest friends, it takes something more. A Master Bastard.
Grayscale from the It Only Gets Worse Podcast joins the Bastards as they gather around Skype for their very first internet interview. Kick back and join them for a surprisingly serious discussion about Grayscale's life, gender and other stuff that happens during interviews... etc.
The Bastards are back with a new segment but the same old filth. There is sports talk, shit talk and lots of other goodies, because we love you.
While the Bastards iron out all new audio kinks, they argue, accuse and generally dislike each other, all in the name of Best Friendship!
The Bastards are back with all new recording equipment and all new audio problems. Ramtang unveils the tale of his new son's birth, Sir Chapsworth fondles Hamtackle and Terlet gets too drunk, again. Master Bastard, now with Classtard 2.0!!
What it is to be men, what it is to be with men. In an episode rife with audio glitches, the Bastards discuss the near birth of Ramtang's first child, dine on an international treat, provide limerickal assistance to a dear listener and say generally terrible things. Hot.
Terlet tosses together a Master Bastard 2014 year in review! Listen as he hastily assembles chunks of shows past for reexamination to a chorus of disgruntled, muffled groans.
The Bastards gather around the old Yule log to swap holiday tales, drink and swear at each other, festively. Merry Fucking Christmas.
The gents spit out a quickie to marvel at Ramtang's epic porn pitch. The conversation quickly derails into superhero cock talk. Classtard.
The Bastards are back with part 2 of their drunken movie talk. Strap in tight, this bitch is about to go into hyperdrive! Also, insults and movie clips...
It's Thanksgiving and the Bastards are whipping out their greasy thanks and showing it to everybody. They swap holiday stories, answer listener mail and talk about shitting far more than is acceptable for a Thanksgiving podcast. Have some gravy, those are real giblets.
