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Four aging, life-long friends and adversaries fend off the ordinary through the poetry of the profane.  From potty humor to funeral home funnies, the Bastards don't just slaughter the sacred cow, they have sex with it first.  It takes a real Bastard to laugh at another's suffering.  But to laugh at the suffering of your closest friends, it takes something more.  A Master Bastard.

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Master Bastard #118 - Holiday Havok

Terlet got the Bastards the gift of new microphones!!  So, of course, audio issues arise.  Cheese Nips returns to the show to help us spread some holiday cheer.  Merry Classtard!  

 
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Master Bastard #117 - Edible Manties

Ooh!  The Bastards get all naked like and yummy down on edible panties off each other's lumpy, sweaty bodies.

 
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Master Bastard #116 - The Bristol Poop Scale

In a Sir Chapsworthless episode, the remaining Bastards make do with the Bristol Poop Scale.  Hehehe, make do, hehehe........  Classtard.

 
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Master Bastard #115 - Big Scrilly Bubblestacks

Procrastination and laziness have been slightly overcome; hence a new episode!  Get you some Classtard!

 
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Master Bastard #114 - Diabetes Shoes

Technical difficulties caused the Bastards to take a brief break.  Now, they're back and salty as ever!

 
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Master Bastard #113 - Shimbles' House of Horrors - Part 2

The Bastards get cozy in Shimbles' Horrible Halloween House of Horrifying Halloween Horrors... There is barely any Halloween talk.... Halloween, HALLOWEEEEEEN!!!  Boooooo Oooooh!!! 

 
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Master Bastard #112 - Shimbles' House of Horrors - Part 1

Shimbles once again welcomes the Bastards to his House of Halloween Horrors!  They sit, drink and listen to Shimbles lisp.  Utterly terrifying!! Claaaaaastaaaaard!  Ooooooh!

 
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The Misogyny Minute - Punish Me - Part 5 of 5

It's finally the final chapter of our lustful tale of romance.  It's Day 5 of 5 days of old timey radio erotica! 

 
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