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Four aging, life-long friends and adversaries fend off the ordinary through the poetry of the profane.  From potty humor to funeral home funnies, the Bastards don't just slaughter the sacred cow, they have sex with it first.  It takes a real Bastard to laugh at another's suffering.  But to laugh at the suffering of your closest friends, it takes something more.  A Master Bastard.

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Master Bastard #169 - Friends
Master Bastard #169 - Friends
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The Bastards review their 2017 Celebrity Death Pool and discuss the potential celebrity deaths of 2018.  Ringing in the Classtard!

 
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Master Bastard #168 - The New Midwest Accent
Master Bastard #168 - The New Midwest Accent
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It's the crazy future world of 2018!  Learn the new Midwest accent or look like a primitive idiot.  Happy New Classtard!

 
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Master Bastard #167 - Sheen Of Floaties
Master Bastard #167 - Sheen Of Floaties
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The Bastards celebrate the new year in the usual way.  Swearing, drinking and arguing.  

 
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Master Bastard #166 - Festive Faux Genital Contact
Master Bastard #166 - Festive Faux Genital Contact
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The Bastards bundle up all their Christmas cheer, boil into a slurry and take turns smearing the steaming seasonal grease all over each other's quivering, goose pimpled bodies.  Merry Classtard.

 
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Master Bastard #165 - Liquor Roulette
Master Bastard #165 - Liquor Roulette
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Ramtang wins an ugly sweater contest with mostly his body.

 
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Master Bastard #164 - The Library Of Curious And Unusual Facts
Master Bastard #164 - The Library Of Curious And Unusual Facts
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T-Bear is back and he's got a mean case of the cuddle-tugs.  The Bastards drink a new, nasty booze and enjoy some books from Terlet's youth.  Viva Classtardo!

 
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Master Bastard #163 - Cuddles With T-Bear
Master Bastard #163 - Cuddles With T-Bear
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After a Thanksgiving break, the Bastards are back and are joined by old friend, T-Bear.  Merry Classtard.

 
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Master Bastard #162 - Blue Passion
Master Bastard #162 - Blue Passion
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At the request of the Grand Nagus, Quark puts together a mission to rescue Quark's mother, who is in the hands of the Dominion.  That and genital jewelry.  Classtard.

Master Bastard #161 - Allegedly

The Bastards explore the seedy underbelly of celebrity sex scandals!  Ooh la la, is that some classtard in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

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Master Bastard #159 - Tasteful Boobage
Master Bastard #159 - Tasteful Boobage
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The Bastards are visited by the ghost of J-Lo.

 
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