Four aging, life-long friends and adversaries fend off the ordinary through the poetry of the profane. From potty humor to funeral home funnies, the Bastards don't just slaughter the sacred cow, they have sex with it first. It takes a real Bastard to laugh at another's suffering. But to laugh at the suffering of your closest friends, it takes something more. A Master Bastard.
The Bastards are back and feeling frisky! They dive deep into calls from the hotline and wax-poetic some Broncos sports talk. Then they wrap up the show cuddling their waifu pillows listening to tales of baby poop under fingernails. Classy, me old sassafrassy??
Sir Chapsworth and Terlet saw Patton Oswalt in Denver and recorded a mini episode on the drive home! Hooray for audio quality!!
The Bastards continue their intellectually delicious brunch-time antics with calls from the Master Bastard hotline, readings from old paperback books and shoutings at each others faces. Hamtackle fills us in on the absurd rules from a South Carolina Christian College. Things get interesting with a discussion about the ethics of transporter technology which devolves into Terlet trying to prove his nerd cred with Star Trek ramblings...
