Classtard
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PODCAST

Four aging, life-long friends and adversaries fend off the ordinary through the poetry of the profane.  From potty humor to funeral home funnies, the Bastards don't just slaughter the sacred cow, they have sex with it first.  It takes a real Bastard to laugh at another's suffering.  But to laugh at the suffering of your closest friends, it takes something more.  A Master Bastard.

Master Bastard #90 - Homoerotic Hotline

The Bastards are back and drinking whiskey out of pickles.  A listener talks Chapsworth off with a sexy, homoerotic phone call.  Hamtackle enlightens all with tales of self mutilation, there is bunches and bunches of Broncos talk and Ramtang shares a rage filled driving experience with a recorded rant.  The episode is wrapped up with lottery tickets, a new MO story and Ace Connard makes another appearance with a new edition of Bastard Answers.  Classtard, taste it!

 
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