Four aging, life-long friends and adversaries fend off the ordinary through the poetry of the profane. From potty humor to funeral home funnies, the Bastards don't just slaughter the sacred cow, they have sex with it first. It takes a real Bastard to laugh at another's suffering. But to laugh at the suffering of your closest friends, it takes something more. A Master Bastard.
Hamtackle puts his belly to use as he plays the pivotal role of Santa on our very first Crapmus. There is also limericks, Aussie movie time and Terlet shows off his new subscription box full of dead animal parts. Merry Classtard!
