Master Bastard
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Four aging, life-long friends and adversaries fend off the ordinary through the poetry of the profane.  From potty humor to funeral home funnies, the Bastards don't just slaughter the sacred cow, they have sex with it first.  It takes a real Bastard to laugh at another's suffering.  But to laugh at the suffering of your closest friends, it takes something more.  A Master Bastard.

Master Bastard #12 - Sardausage

Today Terlet tries to convince the Bastards that you can’t put jous in a gravy boat, but has no problems wolfing down Vienna sausages and sardines.  And as if the flavor of cheap, processed meat products wasn’t enough punishment, the discussion turns to tales of regurgitation and Tim Tebow, two things that go together like lesions and sub-saharan prostitutes.