Classtard
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PODCAST

Four aging, life-long friends and adversaries fend off the ordinary through the poetry of the profane.  From potty humor to funeral home funnies, the Bastards don't just slaughter the sacred cow, they have sex with it first.  It takes a real Bastard to laugh at another's suffering.  But to laugh at the suffering of your closest friends, it takes something more.  A Master Bastard.

Master Bastard #177 - Climax Bargain

Ramtang, Trooper and Terlet touch tips to form The Trio of Terror!  The Tender Trio... Three Men and Some Gravy?  It won't matter what kind of greasy Voltron they become, it will have priapism and wandering hands!

 
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Master Bastard #176 - The Slide Whistle Hour

The Bastards start off with too much sports talk but make it all better with limerick kisses.  Then they take us back to despair with a long game of 20 questions.  Slide whistle, banjo and shouting!, Oh my!  

 
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Master Bastard #175 - Macho Madness!

Them Bastards are back and boy are they sassy!  Shark movies, Star Trek, Limericks and Sir Chapsworth presents a Million Dollar Idea!  Break you off a piece of that Classtard!

 
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Master Bastard #174 - Rapper Talent Tournament 2018 - Part II

It's Part II of the Master Bastard Rapper Talent Tournament 2018!  It's a... It's uh... A doozy?

 
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Master Bastard #173 - Rapper Talent Tournament 2018 - Part I

It's that time of year again!  March Madness brings another battle royal bracket of raptacular talent!  Join the Bastards for an epic musical tournament of champions!  Viva Classtard!

 
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Master Bastard Mini #7 - International Delights

The Bastards belatedly unwrap an international care package.  What Aussie treats and treasures await within!?  (Hint: It wasn't a pipe bomb)

 
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Master Bastard #172 - Classtard 2.9

After a bit of a break the Bastards are back!  Illness, laziness, lost episodes and broken laptops can't keep this podcast down forever.  Smell the Classtard!

 
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Master Bastard #171 - Imagined Slights

The Bastards are back and uncomfortably sharing a lukewarm hot tub.  Take a sip o' that Bastard Broth!  Très bon Classtard!!

 
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Master Bastard #170 - Genuinely

Them sweet baby Bastards are back!  Oooh!  This episode has it all, misunderstandings, shouting, finger pointing and utter drunkenness.  It's uhhhh.... something....  Classtard!

 
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Master Bastard #169 - Friends

The Bastards review their 2017 Celebrity Death Pool and discuss the potential celebrity deaths of 2018.  Ringing in the Classtard!

 
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