The Bastards talk mostly and moistly about Barry Gordy's The Last Dragon. Get ready because when you feel like you're ready to go somewhere you've never been make a wish and the dream in you grows shining as bright as day carrying you far away the story begins with the light in your heart a fantasy a dream and a spark once you believe you are ready to shine the princess inside you will show you are the glow you are the glow look around take in all that you see you just might be surprised a world of enchantment and pure majesty you'll be discovering the princess that you're meant to be the story begins with the light in your heart a fantasy a dream and a spark once you believe you are ready to shine bright as the world's ever known you are the glow feel your strength, you can face the world believe every day everything is possible a magical journey awaits the story begins with the light in your heart a fantasy a dream and a spark once you believe you are ready to shine the princess inside you will show you are the glow you are the glow you are the glow.

It’s just Hamtackle and Terlet. Face to face. Eye to eye. Tip to tip. They talk about Minecraft, a lot. Then they bore each other with topics that only interest one of them at a time. Classtard.

It’s a new year so it’s time for a new Celebrity Death Pool! The Bastards discuss upcoming movies, genital gangrene, eat grandma style hard candy, watch wrestling and read about pulling mucus and poop coated gauze out of your mouth. Happy New Classtard!

The Bastards gathered early and recorded a Christmas episode that was released late. I hope you aren't sick of Christmas music! Merry Classtard!

The Bastards are back and boy are they shouty! There is Batardpiece Theatre, far too much Horny For Horner and an excruciating round of Mystery Guest. Classtard…

Christmas has come early as Frank from GeeksAmok.com has provided our sweet, baby Bastards with the finest of toys! There is also limericks and ever so much witty banter! Oh, and tea! We drink hot chamomile tea, eat biscuits and take turns punching each other on the dick. All this and more on this episode of Barnaby Jones! Classtard!

The Bastards talk about stinking buttocks, kangaroo attacks, force field fails and cowboy video games. Then they’ll delight your ears by looking at pictures online. Classtard.

Guess who's back, back again. Chap's back, tell a friend….if you have any. Heaping helpings of homemade cider! Bustling baskets of birthday gifts! Steaming sacks of sports talk! Leaking lumps of limericks! Then we over-explain an episode of Black Mirror. Classtard up that asstard!

The gimmick continues! The Bastards and special guests continue their adventures in the Mystery Machine under the cross eyed gun sights of Shimbles. Viva la Classtard!!

The Bastards are back with their 200th episode! They are joined by two lovely ladies and one extra special seasonal character. Scrub all you want, that Classtard will not wash off!