Master Bastard
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Four aging, life-long friends and adversaries fend off the ordinary through the poetry of the profane.  From potty humor to funeral home funnies, the Bastards don't just slaughter the sacred cow, they have sex with it first.  It takes a real Bastard to laugh at another's suffering.  But to laugh at the suffering of your closest friends, it takes something more.  A Master Bastard.

Master Bastard #209 - The Strong Hand

The Bastards talk mostly and moistly about Barry Gordy's The Last Dragon. Get ready because when you feel like you're ready to go somewhere you've never been make a wish and the dream in you grows shining as bright as day carrying you far away the story begins with the light in your heart a fantasy a dream and a spark once you believe you are ready to shine the princess inside you will show you are the glow you are the glow look around take in all that you see you just might be surprised a world of enchantment and pure majesty you'll be discovering the princess that you're meant to be the story begins with the light in your heart a fantasy a dream and a spark once you believe you are ready to shine bright as the world's ever known you are the glow feel your strength, you can face the world believe every day everything is possible a magical journey awaits the story begins with the light in your heart a fantasy a dream and a spark once you believe you are ready to shine the princess inside you will show you are the glow you are the glow you are the glow.

 
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