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Four aging, life-long friends and adversaries fend off the ordinary through the poetry of the profane.  From potty humor to funeral home funnies, the Bastards don't just slaughter the sacred cow, they have sex with it first.  It takes a real Bastard to laugh at another's suffering.  But to laugh at the suffering of your closest friends, it takes something more.  A Master Bastard.

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Master Bastard #122 - Lieutenant John J. Dunbar
Master Bastard #122 - Lieutenant John J. Dunbar
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The Bastards welcome Lieutenant Dunbar to the show in an attempt to lessen the sheer scale of slurring.  Chumani Ta-tonka Oh-awa-che... Classtard

 
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Master Bastard #121 - Life Goes On
Master Bastard # - Life Goes On
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The Bastards continue on their epic quest of exploring the world of celebrities with musical side projects.  They also take the time to laugh at those with intellectual disabilities because they are disgusting, heartless monsters.  Classtard.

 
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Master Bastard #120 - Booze Slingin' and Celebrity Singin'
Master Bastard #120 - Booze Slingin' and Celebrity Singin'
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Happy New Year Bastard Buddies!!  We finally got the new microphones figured out.  We rant, ramble and then  judge celebrity music.  Break you off a steamy hunk o' Classtard!

 
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Master Bastard #119 - XXXMAS
Master Bastard #119 - XXXMAS
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It's a late Christmas Podcast Party Part 2!  Drinking, music, friendship and anger.  I hope you enjoy this drunken, rambling cluster-fuck of a podcast.

 
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Master Bastard #118 - Holiday Havok
Master Bastard #118 - Holiday Havok
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Terlet got the Bastards the gift of new microphones!!  So, of course, audio issues arise.  Cheese Nips returns to the show to help us spread some holiday cheer.  Merry Classtard!  

 
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Master Bastard #117 - Edible Manties
Master Bastard #117 - Edible Manties
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Ooh!  The Bastards get all naked like and yummy down on edible panties off each other's lumpy, sweaty bodies.

 
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Master Bastard #116 - The Bristol Poop Scale
Master Bastard #116 - The Bristol Poop Scale
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In a Sir Chapsworthless episode, the remaining Bastards make do with the Bristol Poop Scale.  Hehehe, make do, hehehe........  Classtard.

 
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Master Bastard #115 - Big Scrilly Bubblestacks
Master Bastard #115 - Big Scrilly Bubblestacks
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Procrastination and laziness have been slightly overcome; hence a new episode!  Get you some Classtard!

 
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Master Bastard #114 - Diabetes Shoes
Master Bastard #114 - Diabetes Shoes
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Technical difficulties caused the Bastards to take a brief break.  Now, they're back and salty as ever!

 
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Master Bastard #113 - Shimbles' House of Horrors - Part 2
Master Bastard #113 - Shimbles' House of Horrors - Part 2
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The Bastards get cozy in Shimbles' Horrible Halloween House of Horrifying Halloween Horrors... There is barely any Halloween talk.... Halloween, HALLOWEEEEEEN!!!  Boooooo Oooooh!!! 

 
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