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Four aging, life-long friends and adversaries fend off the ordinary through the poetry of the profane.  From potty humor to funeral home funnies, the Bastards don't just slaughter the sacred cow, they have sex with it first.  It takes a real Bastard to laugh at another's suffering.  But to laugh at the suffering of your closest friends, it takes something more.  A Master Bastard.

Master Bastard #88 - Bastard Answers

The Bastards are back and flinging dripping fingertips of gooey podcast goodness all over your hair and clothes.  The Bastards gag with delight at Ted Cruz's hunger for tasty boogers.  They listen to a call from the hotline which causes them to reflect on movies that scarred them as children.  Twitter is visited and appreciations are stated.  The Bastardpiece Theatre movie of the week is the South Korean film, The Host and last and possibly least is a new advice segment, Bastard Answers.  Enjoy it!  Now!

 
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