Classtard
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PODCAST

Four aging, life-long friends and adversaries fend off the ordinary through the poetry of the profane.  From potty humor to funeral home funnies, the Bastards don't just slaughter the sacred cow, they have sex with it first.  It takes a real Bastard to laugh at another's suffering.  But to laugh at the suffering of your closest friends, it takes something more.  A Master Bastard.

Master Bastard #52 - Mummy Dicks and Flying Fatties

Get on board the NCC-1701-DD as the Bastards beam up another out of this world episode!  Terlet forces a Star Trek theme, Sir Chapsworth has a grievance for the Bastard's Court, Ramtang brings a dry, fishy treat and Hamtackle is full of rage.  Listen as the pots call the kettle the N-word with some epic shaming of the obese and stupid.  Don't forget the deadly wedgies, alien radio signals and sports talk!  So much garbage, so little time...  

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