Four aging, life-long friends and adversaries fend off the ordinary through the poetry of the profane. From potty humor to funeral home funnies, the Bastards don't just slaughter the sacred cow, they have sex with it first. It takes a real Bastard to laugh at another's suffering. But to laugh at the suffering of your closest friends, it takes something more. A Master Bastard.
Master Bastard #192 - Scream Envy
Not Goldie!! Hot western action! The loudest monkey gets the grease! Cocka-too terrifying! Praise the Holy dinosaur! McCain! Ramtang believes in magic! Classtard!