Master Bastard
Classtard
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PODCAST

Four aging, life-long friends and adversaries fend off the ordinary through the poetry of the profane.  From potty humor to funeral home funnies, the Bastards don't just slaughter the sacred cow, they have sex with it first.  It takes a real Bastard to laugh at another's suffering.  But to laugh at the suffering of your closest friends, it takes something more.  A Master Bastard.

Master Bastard #197 - America's Ghost Dad

William Henry Cosby Jr. is an American stand-up comedian, actor, musician, author, and convicted sex offender. He was also in Leonard Part 6! Classtard!

 
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Master Bastard #196 - Kentucky Woman

Sausage, robots, rappers and more! The Bastards get hot and heavy with eye contact and hand holding. Whatcha talkin’ bout Classtard?

 
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Master Bastard #195 - Oktoberfestering

The Bastards strap on their lederhosen, dust off their steins and prepare their bodies for ample sausage. It’s Oktoberfest and the Bastards are the Oktoberbest of buds. Prost!

 
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Master Bastard #194 - Sexy Jason Voorhees

The Bastards dive into some Bollywood Action, Ramtang reads the future, Terlet shows off his new skull, Hamtackle has a birthday, Star Trek talk and Sir Chapsworth makes audio gold by repeatedly drinking from an aluminum bottle full of ice. Classtard!

 
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Master Bastard #193 - Ascension Millennium

Listen along with the Bastards for some delightful Christian comedy followed by a full listening of Corey Feldman's Dance/Rock albums. We are negativity! Classtard.

 
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Master Bastard #192 - Scream Envy

Not Goldie!!  Hot western action!  The loudest monkey gets the grease!  Cocka-too terrifying!  Praise the Holy dinosaur!  McCain!  Ramtang believes in magic!  Classtard!

 
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Master Bastard #191 - WARZONE!!

A team of ex-special forces soldiers on the lam from the military police (even though they didn't really commit the crime for which they'd been imprisoned) leaves a trail of explosions in its wake. But Hamtackle, Sir Chapsworth, Ramtang and Terlet always stop to help the little guy against some corrupt local bigwig before escaping the MPs once again.

 
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Master Bastard #190 - Italian Profanity Explosion

The Bastards are back and full of beefy flavor!  The boy gets a pet, the bastards are disappointed with a movie, porcine profanity and anybody can be a pilot!  All this and less on this episode of Mhlasthdaard Buhlasthdaaard!!

 
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Master Bastard #189 - Whoroscopes

The Bastards are back and boy are they sassy!  There's butter cream limericks, Battle Toads, mystic readings, Crapsmas gifts and movie reviews.  You better loosen that belt, you 'bout to get stuffed!!  Classtard.

 
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Master Bastard #188 - The Master is Bastard!
 
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Terlet inflicts game show goodness upon the Bastards with a spirited round of The Master is Bastard!  It's the Price is Right for sex toys. Classtard, come on down!