Master Bastard
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Four aging, life-long friends and adversaries fend off the ordinary through the poetry of the profane.  From potty humor to funeral home funnies, the Bastards don't just slaughter the sacred cow, they have sex with it first.  It takes a real Bastard to laugh at another's suffering.  But to laugh at the suffering of your closest friends, it takes something more.  A Master Bastard.

Master Bastard #200 Part 2 - Episode 201

The gimmick continues! The Bastards and special guests continue their adventures in the Mystery Machine under the cross eyed gun sights of Shimbles. Viva la Classtard!!

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Master Bastard #200 - Meddling Kids

The Bastards are back with their 200th episode! They are joined by two lovely ladies and one extra special seasonal character. Scrub all you want, that Classtard will not wash off!

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Master Bastard #199 - Horseshit & Blood

Sweet Sally O’Malley! The Bastards are back and scented of pumpkin spice! Trooper describes some of the worst fatalities he’s seen as a Trooper. Scatapults are constructed and tested. Gators are wrestled and then kissed. All this and whore! Classtard.

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Master Bastard #198 - Bonus Candy Corn

Trooper joins the Bastards for a four-man, greased bathtub experience. Gettin’ all glisteny and tumblin’ around making them animal sounds. There is also limericks, Black Mirror spoilers and lots of looking at dildos online. Classtard.

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Master Bastard #197 - America's Ghost Dad

William Henry Cosby Jr. is an American stand-up comedian, actor, musician, author, and convicted sex offender. He was also in Leonard Part 6! Classtard!

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Master Bastard #196 - Kentucky Woman

Sausage, robots, rappers and more! The Bastards get hot and heavy with eye contact and hand holding. Whatcha talkin’ bout Classtard?

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Master Bastard #195 - Oktoberfestering

The Bastards strap on their lederhosen, dust off their steins and prepare their bodies for ample sausage. It’s Oktoberfest and the Bastards are the Oktoberbest of buds. Prost!

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Master Bastard #194 - Sexy Jason Voorhees

The Bastards dive into some Bollywood Action, Ramtang reads the future, Terlet shows off his new skull, Hamtackle has a birthday, Star Trek talk and Sir Chapsworth makes audio gold by repeatedly drinking from an aluminum bottle full of ice. Classtard!

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Master Bastard #193 - Ascension Millennium

Listen along with the Bastards for some delightful Christian comedy followed by a full listening of Corey Feldman's Dance/Rock albums. We are negativity! Classtard.

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Master Bastard #192 - Scream Envy

Not Goldie!!  Hot western action!  The loudest monkey gets the grease!  Cocka-too terrifying!  Praise the Holy dinosaur!  McCain!  Ramtang believes in magic!  Classtard!

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