Master Bastard
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Four aging, life-long friends and adversaries fend off the ordinary through the poetry of the profane.  From potty humor to funeral home funnies, the Bastards don't just slaughter the sacred cow, they have sex with it first.  It takes a real Bastard to laugh at another's suffering.  But to laugh at the suffering of your closest friends, it takes something more.  A Master Bastard.

Master Bastard #164 - The Library Of Curious And Unusual Facts

T-Bear is back and he's got a mean case of the cuddle-tugs.  The Bastards drink a new, nasty booze and enjoy some books from Terlet's youth.  Viva Classtardo!

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Master Bastard #163 - Cuddles With T-Bear

After a Thanksgiving break, the Bastards are back and are joined by old friend, T-Bear.  Merry Classtard.

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Master Bastard #162 - Blue Passion
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At the request of the Grand Nagus, Quark puts together a mission to rescue Quark's mother, who is in the hands of the Dominion.  That and genital jewelry.  Classtard.

Master Bastard #161 - Allegedly

The Bastards explore the seedy underbelly of celebrity sex scandals!  Ooh la la, is that some classtard in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Master Bastard #160 - Hamtackle's Horrible Halloween

The Bastards take a camping trip deep in the heart of cricket country and Hamtackle whips out some of his favorite tales of true life terror!  Check out now if you can't handle real 911 calls, descriptions of death or if you maintain any sort of human decency.  Seriously, sorry about the crickets.  Happy Halloween!

Master Bastard #158 - DNA Scotch

The Bastards are back and crouched in a four point stance of passion.  Spoon clinking, shit sequestering, escalated calls, fart muses, J-Lo, Foreman vs. Seagal, toilet side wrenches, suspected hate crimes and Oingo Boingo.  Get you some?

Master Bastard #157 - Shimbles' Sewer of Sadism

The Bastards have been abducted, stripped naked and forced to perform a series of tasks for a mysterious madman.  Can they escape Shimbles' Sewer of Sadism!?

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Master Bastard #156 - Ass To Ass

The Bastards start off strong with mutual angression followed up by junkie movie and bad theatre reviews.  They then supplement their genitals with bad timing gun talk and ssssssSPORTSsss!  Classtard.

Master Bastard #155 - Spilling Eggs

This episode is almost entirely dedicated to parasites and the fun times they bring.  Bring a bucket, you might fill it.  Classtard!

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