Master Bastard
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Four aging, life-long friends and adversaries fend off the ordinary through the poetry of the profane.  From potty humor to funeral home funnies, the Bastards don't just slaughter the sacred cow, they have sex with it first.  It takes a real Bastard to laugh at another's suffering.  But to laugh at the suffering of your closest friends, it takes something more.  A Master Bastard.

Master Bastard #172 - Classtard 2.9

After a bit of a break the Bastards are back!  Illness, laziness, lost episodes and broken laptops can't keep this podcast down forever.  Smell the Classtard!

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Master Bastard #171 - Imagined Slights

The Bastards are back and uncomfortably sharing a lukewarm hot tub.  Take a sip o' that Bastard Broth!  Très bon Classtard!!

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Master Bastard #170 - Genuinely

Them sweet baby Bastards are back!  Oooh!  This episode has it all, misunderstandings, shouting, finger pointing and utter drunkenness.  It's uhhhh.... something....  Classtard!

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Master Bastard #169 - Friends

The Bastards review their 2017 Celebrity Death Pool and discuss the potential celebrity deaths of 2018.  Ringing in the Classtard!

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Master Bastard #168 - The New Midwest Accent

It's the crazy future world of 2018!  Learn the new Midwest accent or look like a primitive idiot.  Happy New Classtard!

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Master Bastard #167 - Sheen Of Floaties

The Bastards celebrate the new year in the usual way.  Swearing, drinking and arguing.  

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Master Bastard #166 - Festive Faux Genital Contact

The Bastards bundle up all their Christmas cheer, boil into a slurry and take turns smearing the steaming seasonal grease all over each other's quivering, goose pimpled bodies.  Merry Classtard.

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Master Bastard #164 - The Library Of Curious And Unusual Facts

T-Bear is back and he's got a mean case of the cuddle-tugs.  The Bastards drink a new, nasty booze and enjoy some books from Terlet's youth.  Viva Classtardo!

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Master Bastard #163 - Cuddles With T-Bear

After a Thanksgiving break, the Bastards are back and are joined by old friend, T-Bear.  Merry Classtard.

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