The Bastards dive into some Bollywood Action, Ramtang reads the future, Terlet shows off his new skull, Hamtackle has a birthday, Star Trek talk and Sir Chapsworth makes audio gold by repeatedly drinking from an aluminum bottle full of ice. Classtard!
Listen along with the Bastards for some delightful Christian comedy followed by a full listening of Corey Feldman's Dance/Rock albums. We are negativity! Classtard.
Not Goldie!! Hot western action! The loudest monkey gets the grease! Cocka-too terrifying! Praise the Holy dinosaur! McCain! Ramtang believes in magic! Classtard!
A team of ex-special forces soldiers on the lam from the military police (even though they didn't really commit the crime for which they'd been imprisoned) leaves a trail of explosions in its wake. But Hamtackle, Sir Chapsworth, Ramtang and Terlet always stop to help the little guy against some corrupt local bigwig before escaping the MPs once again.
The Bastards are back and full of beefy flavor! The boy gets a pet, the bastards are disappointed with a movie, porcine profanity and anybody can be a pilot! All this and less on this episode of Mhlasthdaard Buhlasthdaaard!!
The Bastards are back and boy are they sassy! There's butter cream limericks, Battle Toads, mystic readings, Crapsmas gifts and movie reviews. You better loosen that belt, you 'bout to get stuffed!! Classtard.
Terlet inflicts game show goodness upon the Bastards with a spirited round of The Master is Bastard! It's the Price is Right for sex toys. Classtard, come on down!
The Bastards create and argue about their own religions. Then it's time for limericks, He-Man, Crapmus and full body soup! Classtard and kisses!
Hamtackle puts his belly to use as he plays the pivotal role of Santa on our very first Crapmus. There is also limericks, Aussie movie time and Terlet shows off his new subscription box full of dead animal parts. Merry Classtard!
The Bastards break into a fresh bottle of that sweet, sweet Absinthe. Did I say "sweet, sweet Absinthe"? I meant Licorice Cancer... They talk video games, movies, recite limericks and mourn the death of a 2018 Master Bastard Rapper Talent Tournament contestant. Respectful Classtard.