Big Ass Sausages
I had guests at my house yesterday and I grilled way too much meat. I ate around a dozen bratwurst and there were still ample leftovers. I woke up this morning with high pressure diarrhea. A fiery, brown fire hose. Around 3 hours later, I ate 3 more leftover bratwurst out of the fridge. They weren't at all delicious and I questioned why I was eating them the entire time. Luckily my wife acted fast and threw the remaining half dozen in the trash.
In honor of those fallen, uneaten, German soldiers, I present this clip from a 1950's animated commercial for Big Ass Sausages. Big Ass Sausages - The Kind Your Grandma Used to Eat.
(Sometimes 2 at a time.)
(Your grandma is a whore.)
(Seriously, your grandpa is not your real grandpa. Your real grandpa is some Portuguese waiter she banged in a bus stop while his friends cheered him on.)
Fill your eager mouth with a hot load of Big Ass Sausages!